• waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

who-started-this-fuckery:

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

she did it better

(via adminsnarry)

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

(via tequilaselaiz)

derpycats:

made me laugh

derpycats:

made me laugh

(via heatherreneethomas)

elementarymydearloki:

idaresayihavetoomany:

ubernovalover:

stinson-scherbatsky:

image

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So, apparently Neil Patrick Harris exists in the HIMYM universe.

neil-ception 

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS THE DOPPELGANGER 

(via heatherreneethomas)

The flowers my boyfren gave me on Friday are looking gorgeous today. Truth be told, I’d trade the flowers for an evening with him. I’ll see him Friday though. Having someone live close, but too far for everyday driving is the worst. Orlando never seemed so far away.

The flowers my boyfren gave me on Friday are looking gorgeous today. Truth be told, I’d trade the flowers for an evening with him. I’ll see him Friday though. Having someone live close, but too far for everyday driving is the worst. Orlando never seemed so far away.