notmattsmith:

nine: don’t wander off

ten: don’t wander off

eleven: don’t wander off

twelve: 

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Sorry for the booty shot, but I had an amazing time at practice. It felt great and I earned my shower beer for sure! I fell on my wheel and will likely have a good bruise on my butt/thigh area and my knee pad slipped (that hasn’t happened in ages, ugh). Even with those minor things, it was an awesome practice!

Since I didn’t get to properly celebrate September 1st by going to Universal with the rest of the Central Florida peoples, I am celebrating today by going in full Slytherin attire to derby practice. Watch out, Militant Bulstrode is gonna throw a beast hit at any and all Gryffindors!

The Pisslord pounded on my floor again this weekend so I called my landlord to complain. He is going to file another complaint with the condo association and they will remind her again that she should not be bothering me for living my life during hours she doesn’t approve of (because apparently she thinks it is a crime to be awake after 11pm).

My landlord suggested that I use a broom handle and pound back at her, but that is totally not my style. What other things can I do that won’t result in her slashing my tires or otherwise harming my person or my property?

sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

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erikamoen:

The Terrible Art of Boner Hiding, an Oh Joy Sex Toy narrated to me by my husband and our friend Brendan. 
Also! The ebook of the Oh Joy Sex Toy book is ready to be downloaded! Kickstarter backers were sent a KS message with instructions on how to download their pre-paid copy. The rest’a you folks who missed the KS or prefer digital books can now buy your own copy! Woooo!

erikamoen:

The Terrible Art of Boner Hiding, an Oh Joy Sex Toy narrated to me by my husband and our friend Brendan.

Also! The ebook of the Oh Joy Sex Toy book is ready to be downloaded! Kickstarter backers were sent a KS message with instructions on how to download their pre-paid copy. The rest’a you folks who missed the KS or prefer digital books can now buy your own copy! Woooo!

asker

Anonymous asked: If you are ever in the Tampa or Clearwater area, there is a place called Le Macaron that has god damn amazing macarons. *shudders* so good -hewtab (too lazy to log in)

There is actually one of their branches in Orlando! They are super good, but there are other places with more variety than they have. The largest variety I have seen is at Chewy Boba near UCF