Day 8

Woke up 8am and packed all of our bags. Our flight wasn’t schedule to leave until 5:15, so we checked our bags with the bell desk and dorked around.

Pics 1-2 - We finally got spots on a blackjack table. It took a while to get used to how fast it all moved, but once I did, I had an awesome time!

Pic 3 - We went back over to Circus Circus to eat at the restaurant we saw the magic show in. It is owned by Vince Neil, a member of Motley Crue. Fun fact: Technically Motley Crue was my very first concert. I was a fetus at the time, but I’m counting it.

Pic 4 - Boyfren had the Cajun fish tacos and I ordered sheer caloric depravity.

Pic 5 - Yep, that’s a bacon cheeseburger with krispy kreme donuts as buns. I am ashamed by how much I enjoyed it.

Pic 6 - Boyfren gambling at the Houdini machine.

Pic 7 - Went to the airport, sailed through security, and then started the long wait by drinking smoothies and juice.

Pics 8-9 - Flight delayed by over an hour. Ugh.

Pic 10 - Finally home at 3am! Sadly our trip is over.

Why do tumblr users only travel in odd numbers?

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Because they can’t even

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Favorite Slot Machines Part 3

Alien, Family Guy, Cheers, Happy Days, Ghostbusters, Flashdance, The Walking Dead, Titanic, Cops & Donuts, and Joker’s Heist.

Favorite Slot Machines Part 2

Fiesta Chihuahua, Willy Wonka, Back to the Future, Beetlejuice, The Princess Bride, Dolly Parton, Grease, Judge Judy, Star Wars Trilogy, and Star Wars Droid Hunt.

Favorite Slot Machines Part 1

Kitty Glitter, Ferris Bueller, The Monkees, Dia de Muertos, Iron Man, Monopoly, Tobasco Sauce, I Dream of Jeanie, Old Style Batman, Clue, and Jurrasic Park

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Day 7, Part 4

Pic 1 - I respectfully disagree, sir.

Pics 2-6 - late night foods at the Peppermill. I quite liked their brightly colored sugar.

Pics 7-8 - boyfren went to bed and I went down to do some more slot playing. I kept winning and losing the same $25 bucks on various machines and finally vegas won out and I decided I was done for the night.

Day 7, Part 3

Pic 1 - no drinks on the bus. Me being super inconspicuous and drinking out of my purse. Also, drunk for the first time this trip.

Pic 2 - We walked over to Circus Circus since I saw online that they had the Joker’s Heist machine and I wanted to play it again (they did not). Instead I decided to throw a $5 into the Beetlejuice machine and cashed out at 32.60!

Pic 3 - Put $5 into The Walking Dead machine, but was bored with it, so I cashed out only $1.80 up.

Pic 4 - Gave Boyfren my cash out ticket from The Walking Dead and he played the Godzilla machine and ended up hitting a good bonus resulting in a $10 cash out.

Pic 5 - After I blew half of the $10 winnings on a Ghostbusters machine, Boyfren used the remaining half to play a Back to the Future game. He hit a bonus and ended up a couple bucks.

Pics 6-10 - While we were wandering around Circus Circus we noticed that magician would be going on at 10:30, so we settled in at the bar and ordered drinks (Angry Orchard on draft!). The magician was hilarious with a few exceptions (some of his jokes were more offensive than funny).

Day 7, Part 2

Pics 1-4 - FINALLY made it out to the Purple Zebra! I’ve been trying to get to the Linq area all week, but we were never able to fit it in anywhere. I got the Tastes Like Heaven (Fireball + lemonade).

Pic 5 - Stopped at Squeeze, which was right across the “street” so Boyfren could get the Beet-en Up juice (beets, green apple, carrot, pineapple, tangerine, and ginger).

Pic 6 - Really cool angle of the High Roller observation wheel

Pics 7-10 - Sprinkles Cupcakes store! Complete with cupcake ATM outside. We got the salty caramel cupcake and they use really cool thin wooden plates and forks!

Day 7, Part 1

Pic 1 - Ended up sleeping in until after noon and then not even getting out of bed to shower until 2ish. My sinuses hate Vegas.

Pics 2-5 - my uterus was craving pizza hardcore, so I finally got ready and we went down to the Fashion Show Mall to Grimauldi’s.

Pic 6 - Another Teavana stop, because tea.

Pic 7 - actual fashion show at the Fashion show mall. Super le awkward. The runway actually rises up and down as needed. These people are trying waaaay too hard.

Pic 8 - Emergency flats for stupid assholes who make poor footwear choices.

Pics 9-10 - Dark clouds and stormy weather in Vegas.

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Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

I can’t not reblog this

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