March 2012
Anonymous asked: Hello baby, you’re beautiful
. I love you
, what’s your name?
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Shut up, Becky.: vanboobsenstein: speakgirl:... →
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annahell:
throwing-milkshakes-at-cars
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i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up both...
February 2012
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Back to "The Diet" →
Today is my last “binge” day (I hate calling it that, but that is what it is; a bad, unhealthy binge) before I completely reset myself back to eating right! I’m not going to be as super strict as I was when I started dieting in June, but I will be logging in all of my foods to keep myself accountable for everything (and hey, if I slip up it’s no big deal, but I just really...
Anonymous asked: why are you so god damn hawt?
julesthebunny asked: O rly? What babby did you make? :p
Okay fine, here's a link to the penis. Enjoy!! :D →
Conflict: I want to reblog a picture of a penis,...
It’s a pretty nice penis though. It has a really horrible tattoo on it, but great penis otherwise. *now listening to the band on repeat*
Penis.
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WatchI’m no mechanic, but I’m pretty sure cars aren’t supposed to do this. I get to wake up early and go to the dealership tomorrow to figure out why this is happening (most likely a seal problem) . Oh joy. Also, apologies for the music, I’m on a Mindless Self Indulgence kick right now.
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"This almost makes me want a butt plug"
aysywtc:
Regarding an octopus butt-plug cover made by ladypurl
YES, THIS! I was going to post the same exact thing!!
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If you are the "finished product holder" on How...
I am just glad they haven’t done an episode on how babies are made.
My alarm clock is going to start going off in less...
Time to watch “How It’s Made” I guess.
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I am so drunk
and I haven’t been on tumblr for twelve hours, so I apologize for any spamming. OKAY BYE
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Putting the BUL(L) in Militant Bulstrode →
This is an intensely personal post on my derby blog that revolves around self-confidence, septum rings, and how one picture has negatively influenced my thought process for about 5 years.
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charminggoats:
mimi-memeko:
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
Always reblog.
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