Never Take an NSO to a Strip Club
- Apron: That'll buy you seven and a half minutes of lap dance.
- Kaia: Were you sitting there with a stopwatch timing it?
- Apron: Well, you have to know when there's 10 seconds left so you can tell her to stand.
slowly-tongued-by-stephen-fry:
She said, “My boy, I think someday
You’ll find a way
To make your natural tendencies payNOW SPIT!
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I’m gonna rock your body ‘til Canada Day!
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Daleks vs Cybermen
from Doctor Who Series 2: Doomsday
ooh burn
Best moment in the history of television.
This must be one of my all-time favourite scenes of Doctor Who. Always reblog ovo !
Forever reblog Daleks being awesome.

