- Me: *sends a couple cat gifs*
- Pete: oh man those cats. what kind are they?
- Me: I believe those are kitty cats.
Story time!: Some people are delusional
Posting this because a friend can’t post it just in case someone from her job sees it. The friend of mine has a coworker that is very dumb, desperate, and delusional.
And here is a recent blog post by the delusional girl**:”She’s in trouble now because she’s harassing some of the guys from other companies on the floor. They share the floor with an engineering firm. In order to get on the elevators, the engineers have to pass by the entrance to ~business~ where ~dumb girl~ sits. She’s apparently been making some harassing comments, making them uncomfortable to even walk by the office, asking if they’re single or know any single guys in the firm, making sure they know “she’s the marrying kind and not the dating kind” (read: she doesn’t put out), etc. There’s one in particular that she’s been really obnoxious with. So now the manager has to have a documented discussion with her.”
**I say girl, but in reality she is 36.I have been called “engineer bait” smh lol
Today I was approached by one…lol
He is cute and charming but in the stage I am in life: I am taking my career with my company very seriously and trying to get things in order for the long run, I sense he isn’t in that same place, but I could be wrong…so we’ll see how he’ll persuade my intrest :)
I think about cutting it short and telling him quickly that I am someone to marry not to date for fun…that should scare him off without hurting his feelings or waistimg any more time with the wrong guys LOL! but maybe I will wait until he treats me to a nice outing haha just teasing :D maybe I am all wrong but it usually works to have them move on sooner than later (giggle)
Just being silly actually very thankful O still get noticed and that in itself is a very sweet gift :)
Anonymous asked: What is the most erotic thing you ever knitted?
I don’t really knit all that often and I don’t know any other stitches than the regular knit and purl. So the most erotic thing I’ve knitted? A scarf.
However, I have done some other pretty dirty/erotic type crafts. My favorite is the Three Inch Punisher. Super photorealistic ejaculating penis cross stitch -
I embroidered a penis for a Harry Potter smut community back in the day
Also, I once stitched a monster on my own underpants
So maybe erotic art? I’m not really sure. If you want to see some great dirty stuff (that is cross stitch), I have an entire folder of just NSFW Cross Stitches.