Goodbye mole! A month ago I went in and several moles removed. A few are still a bit pink, but eventually they will fade into a boring little scar. This one and another one on my back (which I forgot to get a ‘before’ pic of) have been the bane of my existence my entire life. I’ve always hated them and wanted them gone. So finally, these big giant moles that I hate are gone forever. Yaaaaay! :D

I love dick brick

I love dick brick

Story time!: Some people are delusional

Posting this because a friend can’t post it just in case someone from her job sees it. The friend of mine has a coworker that is very dumb, desperate, and delusional.

”She’s in trouble now because she’s harassing some of the guys from other companies on the floor. They share the floor with an engineering firm. In order to get on the elevators, the engineers have to pass by the entrance to ~business~ where ~dumb girl~ sits. She’s apparently been making some harassing comments, making them uncomfortable to even walk by the office, asking if they’re single or know any single guys in the firm, making sure they know “she’s the marrying kind and not the dating kind” (read: she doesn’t put out), etc. There’s one in particular that she’s been really obnoxious with. So now the manager has to have a documented discussion with her.”
And here is a recent blog post by the delusional girl**:
I have been called “engineer bait” smh lol

Today I was approached by one…lol

He is cute and charming but in the stage I am in life: I am taking my career with my company very seriously and trying to get things in order for the long run, I sense he isn’t in that same place, but I could be wrong…so we’ll see how he’ll persuade my intrest :)

I think about cutting it short and telling him quickly that I am someone to marry not to date for fun…that should scare him off without hurting his feelings or waistimg any more time with the wrong guys LOL! but maybe I will wait until he treats me to a nice outing haha just teasing :D maybe I am all wrong but it usually works to have them move on sooner than later (giggle)

Just being silly actually very thankful O still get noticed and that in itself is a very sweet gift :)
**I say girl, but in reality she is 36.

Awesome!! Time to finally learn something about computers!!

Awesome!! Time to finally learn something about computers!!

asker

Anonymous asked: What is the most erotic thing you ever knitted?

I don’t really knit all that often and I don’t know any other stitches than the regular knit and purl. So the most erotic thing I’ve knitted? A scarf.

However, I have done some other pretty dirty/erotic type crafts. My favorite is the Three Inch Punisher. Super photorealistic ejaculating penis cross stitch -

The Three Inch Punisher

I embroidered a penis for a Harry Potter smut community back in the day

Guess Who

Also, I once stitched a monster on my own underpants

Buttzilla!

So maybe erotic art? I’m not really sure. If you want to see some great dirty stuff (that is cross stitch), I have an entire folder of just NSFW Cross Stitches.

sblaufuss:

Accoustic cover of Get Low

This is officially the best ever. Oh my god.

I got some towel cats listed in my etsy shop for those that are interested!

I got some towel cats listed in my etsy shop for those that are interested!

brb, watching this forever.

brb, watching this forever.

(via dorkitude)

A few weeks ago we had a local cable show host at our practice to film a 10 minute segment on our team (full video here), but honestly, this is the best part. The protective gear doesn’t help that much when you faceplant right onto the track.

giddygirlie:

styro:

the-richie:

rand0mflora:

I’m in.

I am now dreaming of Danny Trejo reading Shel Silverstein poems aloud.

Crap, I love Danny Trejo.  If you haven’t seen Bubble Boy with Jake Gyllenhaal (FAVORITE DUMB MOVIE OF ALL TIME), Danny Trejo is awesome in it.

Bubble Boy is worth a watch. It’s super dumb but really fun!

There are some people that haven’t seen Bubble Boy? Have they been smacked in the face yet? That movie is awesome. Also, looove this and Danny Trejo. He was in a really great documentary about character actors (The Face is Familiar, it’s on netflix instant).

giddygirlie:

styro:

the-richie:

rand0mflora:

I’m in.

I am now dreaming of Danny Trejo reading Shel Silverstein poems aloud.

Crap, I love Danny Trejo.  If you haven’t seen Bubble Boy with Jake Gyllenhaal (FAVORITE DUMB MOVIE OF ALL TIME), Danny Trejo is awesome in it.

Bubble Boy is worth a watch. It’s super dumb but really fun!

There are some people that haven’t seen Bubble Boy? Have they been smacked in the face yet? That movie is awesome. Also, looove this and Danny Trejo. He was in a really great documentary about character actors (The Face is Familiar, it’s on netflix instant).